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Millennials Declare Hillary The ‘6th Most BEAUTIFUL Woman On The Earth’

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Hillary has decided to use her new “edgy” post election style to lead the “Resistance.”

Or maybe she just stole it from Bon Jovi…

Apparently Bon Jovi supports Mr. Hillary, so she has decided to thank him by copying the singer’s hair and clothing choices…

Who do you think pull’s off the Jovi style better?

Reported by clashdaily,

They DO say that ‘Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but… Seriously, guys?

There are a lot of ways to measure feminine beauty. But …

A website that purports to be a content creator for millennials is claiming that failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is the sixth most beautiful woman on planet earth.

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Yes. You read that sentence correctly. The woman who resembles a velociraptor in a wig is being touted by a garbage millennial website called “Buzznet” … as a regular Helen of Troy. —The Federalist

Not that the site could be accused of being political at all, right? Pay no attention to the inclusion of Michelle Obama and Oprah, and the exclusion of any prominent beautiful women on the Right,

But doesn’t it strain credulity to think the sixth most beautiful woman on a planet they could find on a planet of more than Seven Billion people just happens to be their Disgraced-and-Humiliated Hillary Clinton?

She’s got a zillion dollars and she’s STILL not aging gracefully…

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Whoops. Wrong pic.

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That’s her. (She has been compared to other people, too. Famous ones.)

It’s not an age thing, either.

Huffpo posted a list of beautiful women over 60. It draws heavily from Leftist icons, but you get the idea. They’re still quite fetching.

Even women who don’t have ‘the look’ — facial symmetry, or the ‘beach body’ can still be very beautiful.

Some (so-called) ‘ordinary’ women can look FANTASTIC when her face shows kindness, goodness or grace.

But Hillary, the tired, withered, self-aggrandizing, angry political harpy who will throw anyone and anything that gets in the way of her political power under the campaign bus is considered 6th most ‘beautiful’ in the world.

That’ got to come as a shock to the all the ‘beautiful people’ in Hollywood.

So, Hillary is more beautiful than, say, Christie Brinkley?

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We’re no real fans of them, but you’d think even Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham should find this pick personally insulting.

Something’s gone wrong with Millenials. They’ve been pussified into thinking Leftist celebrities are ‘beautiful’ because they tow the party line.

They need this book. Stat.

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …

The Effeminization Of The American Male
by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girlsand Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Apparently, reality is not high on the list of priorities that “millennials” follow.

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6 Comments

  1. Tacmac

    June 19, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    Hillary BEAUTIFUL….good joke!

  2. jean

    June 19, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    Killary Clinton maybe no 6 if u compare her Godzilla’s wife yep the only thing she may be better looking than!!

    • Mary

      June 19, 2017 at 8:23 pm

      She’s sixth because everyone else on Earth is tied for first thru fifth.

  3. Mary

    June 19, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    She’s sixth because everyone else on Earth is tied for first thru fifth.

  4. JaneBlacksmith

    June 21, 2017 at 3:56 am

    There it is, folks – definitive proof that progressivism is, in fact, a mental disoder.

  5. Eagle

    June 23, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    News flash…licking toilet seats will cause you to go blind.

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